Sunday, November 30, 2003

ok I don’t fuckin care anymore. I need an outlet to vent out my frustrations. I don’t fuckin care if anyone reads this shit.

I realize im a nobody. I’m not in a band, I don’t even play a musical instrument. And whatever musical training I had seems to fall on deaf ears. I have no special skills in arts. Nor do I play any sport.

I am no social butterfly, I do not socialize. I have bad people skills. I cannot hold a conversation. I am not funny, whatever funniness I have stems from the fact that I have a very comical appearance. I do not know how to lick boots or suck up. I am not kind or caring. I give nonsensical advice should anyone ask.

I’m like the most useless fuck on the face of the earth. Sorry correction, I am the most useless fuck on this earth. Wherever else my interests lie only I enjoy. People don’t understand my poems or stories.

Even a rock has a more interesting life than me.

Thursday, November 27, 2003

and dat said there is sumthing wrong with the blog. it would not load. fate.
At first I wanted to write about the life of a pornstar but after writing sum of it (which incidentally was good, despite the sleazy title) I realized that it wasn’t suitable for the readers, whoever u may be, or non readers. Not that it was full of erotica, I noe u peeps or non peeps can handle far raunchier stuff. It was scrapped coz it didn’t feel right.

There is this feeling u get after u rite sumthing. And this one felt not right. Maybe it was fated to be in my mind only.

That said.

I have nothing to blog anymore. I’m taking a temporary hiatus. I guess I should concentrate on working and other stuff and not dwell on the unrealistic life on the internet. Serious.

baby boi u stay on my mind, fulfill my fantasy
i think about u all the time i see u in my dreams.

i love this song. baby boi! Beyonce!

Wednesday, November 26, 2003

Ok just telling you that. I luv MTV VJ Utt’s hair! Like dat is wat I call nice hair. If u have cable then go check him out.

Tuesday, November 25, 2003

Ok todaes topic is all bout SEX SEX SEX!!!

So if ur squeamish bout how u were made. Or one of those people who think dat sex is dirty. Just go and play with ur dolls (respective to your own gender please, we don’t want to get dirty thoughts)

First of all

I got this from Xiaxue and Julius’s blogz ( both of whom I consider great bloggers in their own rights) and here the link to the article, I think it will disappear after 3 days so I think I’ll copy and save it for further mocking.

Ok this is wat it think of the bloody thing. HAHAHAHA!! Dat done lemme get to the gritty bits.

Point one: They say having pre marital sex is immoral. Oh my I say! if dat is so, then like like close to a billion people(a rough estimate) all over the world have no morals! Oh my god!! How how!?

Point two: they say homosexuals are not normal people and homosexuals are made not born. Oh dear! I say again! That means I’ve been wearing clothes design by gay people! And have my hair done by gay folks! (not dat all the occupations have gay people) Im dirty now! I have to go burn my hair and clothes!

Point three: the use of peer pressure to their advantage.

What I have to say to all of this: Bullshit! Like sex outside marriage is immoral. Im thinking dat sex when ur married is the same as sex outside marriage. You do the same thing right? Except when ur married u may not use condoms coz u want babies.(oh sex for babies is another matter) so basically it’s the same, so if I follow that kinda thinking sex in general is immoral? Another load of bull.

I think homosexual people are nicer than some hetero people. They are normal and do even better than ‘normal’ people. The only difference is dat they have different preferences than others. It is as though u like fish while I hate fish. Dat makes me like wat not normal? In a more sex related analogy, its as though u get off by letting someone piss and crap on you while I on the other hand I like to do it the normal way( the way god designed, yeah right! Rolls eyes) so that makes u like seriously screwed? Same thing, it their own choice. Deal.

Oh and the use of peer pressure to sign their STUPID pledge is basically evil! If they are so SUPERIOR in their morals then why do they have to resort to peer pressure? Bah bah bah.

Basically I’m pro Pre marital sex. Oh yes I am. I mean sex is just sex. It is the derivation of pleasure from two consenting people. If 2 peeps wanna have sex then who are u to say? I think sex is ok if u consent and if u luv that person at that moment. U may love ur husband/wife but when u don’t love them anymore then is the marriage considered null?

Yes all people who love sex regardless if ur a virgin. I ask you to lend me your ears. If they are planning a Virgin March then we should plan an I Love Sex March to counter them. if they have a right to voice their opinion then why can’t I?

It’s absurd. If god wanted us to have sex when we are married then he/she should have made us have late puberties or sumthing.

Pornstar thing for tomolo. I’m too frustrated.

Monday, November 24, 2003


In theory, being tall is sexy. Well IN THEORY. Coz some tall peeps are just tall and lanky. Short people rule the world! Yeah!

I mean isn’t short easier to handle, where everything is easier to reach and well you noe wat I mean. Wink wink. In short, size doesn’t matter. Short!!

Degradation of Society

If getting older means ur supposed to get wiser then I thin the old people of Singapore should just kiss their own ass.

I was appalled at the behaviour of our supposed older and wiser citizens. This is wat I observed. This one observation convinced me that getting older means ur gonna be an ass.

This old man was sitting o the train and well he wanted to get off the train. The train just going to reach the station and there was ample time to walk to the door and he was sitting near the door. Then this old man (late 60’s) got up and pushed this poor young boy out of his way to get to the door. And the poor guy was like stumbling back.

I mean you could say excuse me in at least Chinese or some dialect. People will understand that u need to get off the train. Who in their right mind would stop and elderly man from getting off the train?

The next one happened to me. It was at the interchange. I was getting on the bus and u noe there are 2 EZ link thingies on the side. I got on first and tapped my card and proceeded to walk to get a seat. And then this old lady came from behind and pushed her way in front of me. That was one thing . she den moved to the middle of the bus and stopped right there mumbling something. Most probably dunno where to sit.

There were clearly other seats to sit on. And she had to stop in the middle of the bus and block ppl way.

If we are to respect our elder, im toking bout elderly ppl in general, they have to show us a minimum amount of respect. We are human too. Not all old peeps are bad just these few bad eggs.

In some cultures old people of the tribe are killed because they are of no use to the tribe and are considered a burden. Think bout it.

Festive Season
Oh Hari Raya is here again. This year I don’t feel like celebrating. I mean after eighteen or so years of celebrating, it has sum how lost it’s luster and shine. It’s not as exciting as it used to be. Maybe on thru the years ppl have died and families got broken up. On that note.


Tomolo if I have the time! Shall be a pro and con list on being a pornstar! If you should ever consider being one.

Sunday, November 23, 2003


Ok dudes and dudettes! I have learnt sumthing todae. I learnt how to weave a ketupat.

Other than dat I did spring cleaning although it’s kinda autumn now. Anyways cleaned my room and wiped and dusted like no ones business.

And u noe I got new pets todae, while changing the sofa covers I stumbled upon a colony of silverfish. Those things u find in old books and stuff. U noe those worm like thingies. I saved a few and the rest were sucked up the vacuum cleaner by my dad. Hey at least I saved a few. Now they reside comfortably in a plastic container.

Oh did ya find the How to be Popular Instructions helpful? Well don’t worry there’s more to come.

Ok tots dee doo. Gotta go sleep.

Saturday, November 22, 2003

hey! wats the deal. i STILL only have one testimonial in frenster. see im not popular. sigh. dat a sad sad fact.
Ok peeps it’s gonna be a long long blog. So bear with me.

First of all lemme tell u this story that happened to me just this morning while I was waiting for the bus to go to work.

The Attack
Ok I was sitting down at the bus stop minding my own business, waiting for an insanely slow bus (dats another story). As I was sitting I glanced downwards and lo and behold there at my feet was a swarm of ants. It’s the black ones that scurry about, not the red ones thank god. But newayz, these things like came from nowhere and were like gathering around my feet.

So I was tapping my foot trying to scare these bugs away but they kept coming and they started to crawl up my foot! I was like, the hell?!? Like they were psycho ants or sumthing. So I did wat any self respecting person would do. I gt up and stood on another corner of the bus stop. But the bloody buggers followed me and came like trailing after my foot! Like I didn’t step on any sweet things or anything dat could attract ants! I smelt perfectly fine.

So then I started to step on them coz they were irritating me. Oh den I got on the bus. Hah. Ok my strange encounter of the day.

Next on the list.


Ive been thinking bout death as of late. Keyword here is DEATH not DYING. Like I noticed humans are really preoccupied bout death. If u didn’t realize religions were created so ppl could feel better bout death. Think about it, u do some things according to some god and u go to heaven or paradise or nirvana. Religions give u somewhere nice to go when u die. And to make things either complicated or easier (depending on wat ur view is) oly certain ppl can get in to the “nice place.” Pardon me for being blunt but I’m just trying to get a basic point across. The point is people are afraid to die. Well so am I but who isn’t.

Old buddies

Ok.. I found one of my buddies from primary skool from frenster. I dunno brings back a sense of nostalgia. Thinking bout all those carefree days when we caught insect and lizards. Ahhh those were the days. Where innocence abound, ok I wasn’t dat innocent but hey mostly. Hehehe. I smile.


Ahh ok on to the main topic.

Do any of u remember this show way back in 2000 I think, called Popular? It was like shown on Channel 5 on weds I think. Here’s a link.

But I’ll give u a recap anyway. It about this group of teens in Jackie Kennedy High in the U.S of A. Its mainly about this two groups of kids the popular ones and the unpopular ones. The series chronicles the their lives and how they cope being in their respective groups. It also shows that the popular kids want to be normal and the unpopular ones want to be popular.

Popular kidz

Brooke McQueen (Lead CheerLeader and wet dream material of many in the skool)
Josh Ford (Head of the Football team & singer n Drama Enthusiasts )
Nicole Julian (head Bitch and second in command to the cheerleaders)
Mary Cherry ( Cheerleader and Rich, spoilt and campy Texan Woman!! Woo!)
Sugar B ( just a best fren of Josh, popular by association)
Popita Fresh (Cheerleader and latino representative)

Un Popular kidz

Samantha McPherson ( Underdog Representative & journalist)
Harrison John (quiet shy boy)
Carmen Ferrera (Fat and sassy Dance enthusiast)
Lily Esposito (activist and campaigner extraordinaire)

Back then in sec skool I tot this show was really relevant coz there was popular kids in sec skool and well I was one of the unpopular ones. But now in poly, it seems more relevant!!! There are 2 kinds of popularity, at least in my books:

1)popularity in the sense that everyone loves u and u are well known by the adoring public.

2)Popularity in the sense dat ur famous for some reason or another, regardless of nice or not nice. Kool one might say. No one really noes u but the mere mention of ur name brings awe!

I’m toking bout number 2. hey maybe these two reasons are one and the same to you but to me they are different.

Ok do this when skool reopens and just look around and u’ll see these popular kidz. U’ll just noe them coz well they’re popular. I’M NOT SAYING POPULAR IS BAD N I DON’T MEAN TO OFFEND. Dats not the point entirely.

I’m writing this not to diss the popular ones coz popular is good! We all wanna be popular. And Dats true. I’m just speaking for the underdogs who are oppressed by not being popular. And I offer u a way out!

Steps to Being Popular. Kinda works, take with a pinch of salt.

Step 1

U have to be vaguely good looking or chio. Doesn’t have to be drop dead gorgeous just a pleasant face and look. If ur not good looking consider a make over. But choose ur ‘look’ properly, it can be sweet, punk, rock, skater, posh, rebel or hippie. Whatever it is choose wisely. Coz it’s important.

Step 2

Live up to ur image. If u choose the hippie look, then live up to it. But but don’t go overboard with it. Subtle is the word here. Less is more. Be normal but with a pinch of difference. Get it?

Step 3

This works especially well with guys. Will work with girls too. The step is. Play a sport, ppl love sumone who is sporty and fit. Choose a sport that the majority likes. Sports like soccer or basketball. Or even those offbeat ones like fencing. Not chess please. And water sports a big plus.

Step 4

Choose an art form. It may be drama, poetry or painting. Philosophy is good too. Everyone admires a brainiac. U don’t have to be an expert in it just be interested in it.

See. there ya go. 4 BASIC STEPS to being popular or at least get noticed. But NO ONE EVER TRIED IT YET. So if ya do tell me so I can be famous and popular coz I told u how to do it. Haha…

Basically it is to be one big contradiction. It’s ur into sports but ur also a painter?! Like wow! Dats the reaction ur loking for. It will attract people like bees to honey. And u’ll be popular. I think.

Hahaha ok… I’ll have to try it out myself before I go on…. Toodles… told ya it was one long blog. CONGRATULATIONS IF U MADE IT THIS FAR. Here ya go have a smilie :)

Ok lah nitez…

Friday, November 21, 2003

whoop dee doo....

damned tired after working today... and my hand hurts... alot... dunno why.... ok lah gotsa lotsa thingsa to say so i'll just tell u now and also to help me remember them tomolo.

death, old buddies, POPULARITY!

dats want i wanna say tomolo, but for now i'm going to sleep.

but before i go.... does anybody noe how i can get rid OF THE FUCKING NOKIA POP UP ADS!!!!! like it's really irritating... shhesh...

Thursday, November 20, 2003

Lady Galadriel send her greetings and welcomes you to the golden forest of lorien….. will you now take a rest from your weary journey and have an audience with the lord and lady of the woods?

Hah… I just love Lord Of The Rings… I only like the first one coz the whole story of the first was soo pretty and magickal.. the other two was just about war war war…. Ok just a random thought…..

On to the more serious stuff…..

It seems my HLM class has lost many things… was discussing it wit xL the other day. the class has lost 3 things:


We lost all these elements in the class and now we’re very plain. And if ur clever u noe who they are. They all went off to pursue their dreamz and we miss them dearly.

Ok dunno where that came from. I have all this things in my head.

Next on the agenda. A rant! Yes a well deserved ranting is at hand!

Have been lurking around frensters again and reading ppl’s profiles and found sumthing that made me think. I have observed that in peoples twestimonials a lot of them say that so and so is a friendly person. (heh so scientific) but this is not the problem. The problem is this thought that comes to my mind.

If a person looked like Frankenstein or The Hunchback Of Notre Dame would this person still be regarded as friendly? Would he or she?

I mean it’s all relative to how u look. Think about it.

On a sadder note. One of my great aunties has passed away. Jus got to noe bout it as I was typing the above. How fleeting is this mortal life. Well wasn’t really close to her but hey she was my family. Heck she IS still my family. She shall be greatly missed. She had lots of children though and she was really talkative. Hehe. I shall remember her for that. Consider this her eulogy. Sigh. She had to go soo near to Hari Raya. Ok lah time to reflect. Nitez . don't feel like bloging anymore.
oh my god!!!! have got the greatest idea for tonights blog!!! stay tuned ppls!!! if u read my blog tag me ya... jus to feed my insecurities.... toodles...
hey hey daarrlliinnggs.....

i'm feeling a bit british today. so jus imagine me talking with a really fake british accent. yes yes.

oh today is nephew's birthday!!! he's like 3 years old and really hyperactive! and cute! going to his house laterz... ok brits don't really say laterz...

ok finally sumone sent me a sms msg.. so cute summore... thanks ah yi....

Wednesday, November 19, 2003

Hey hey…

Once again I speak in rhyme
I may try even longer this time
Some may find this irritating
Well join the line many waiting
Today an oracle I shall become
To read all fates all, fates as one
So pose me a problem
And I shall try to read em
So ends my rhyming ways
Heck it shorter than the shortest day

Ok todae not much inspiration for poetic inspiration….

Not much happening these days. Especially todae……

Yah todae seems very boring no one sends me msg.. no one calls.. no one sends me mail, oh seems I’m a hermit in a cave….or maybe I’m like some sacred virgin waiting to be sacrificed….. going to sleep lah it’s boring….. boring boring boring…


Oh but then got sumthing to say lah. Has anyone noticed how wooden is Vincent ng’s acting? Got looks but no talent… he should just stick to wushu or was it sumthing else before he went into acting? Its terrible watching dat police show. Dunno wat show lah.

And oh the bloody tree is till not growing… damn…
yoz yoz ppls!!!!

it's night time here where i am
where i sit there and eat some yam
if you find the way i talk a bit strange
than you right as plain as rain
i've begun to type in rhyme
maybe till the end of time
why u might ask do i type this way
so this is wat i have got to say:
on the world wide web i tread
many things read and many things said
one thing in parcticular interesting i find
one thing, sumthing that has touched my mind
a string of words and images splattered
things dat tell me life mattered
changed my view and showed me hope
and maybe fun wit some dope
i have myself a muse
one dat i will rarely use
for a muse is an object of distance
inspiring all within it range
so close to you it may be
but it will never be yours to gain.......

ok dat my dear peeps was a moment of poetic inspiration!!!! yes poetic inspiration!!! come on say it with me now!!! POETIC INSPIRATION!!

ok.. so i have found a muse. not gonna tell u who it it's not anything else just a muse....

on other fronts.....

the damned tree is not growing at all... trying to find a suitable link to show u all but.. grr....

my boss wants me to work more days now.. dat means more hours working with those damn kids but don't get me wrong.... i love the kiddies at work but it only takes one bad seed to spoil the soup.. or watever u get wat i mean... ok time now is like 12 plus plus... i'm not much of a time person... oh there's a good story to tell... but i'll leave that for tomolo... time to tidur.... thats sleep for those un malay folkies...........

Tuesday, November 18, 2003

good Afternoon. ok got nothing to do so decided to blog. when i got here i didn't have anything to blog.... blah blah. thinking of wat to blog....

oh ya ok! got sumthing to blog....

remember the miracle tree i bought yesterday... miracle my foot! it doesn,t grow. they said it would grow after 12 hours but well it jus look like a pile of wet cardboard to me. it may be all the humidity we have here in sunny singapore... i will wait for 2 days since it said in 2 days the tree will be complete!! HAhahaha! evil laugh!

dats all folks till later tonight...

Monday, November 17, 2003

Whoop pee dee doo!

Todae me went for a shopping trip. To SPEND SPEND SPEND. Basically went to bugis junction and bugis street and queensway shopping center to buy buy buy... Now we shall chronicle the events that have unfolded...

left the house.. went on a train ride...

reached bugis to wait for Rachel, rahimah and xiuling (not their real names, hhaha) it seems I have miscalculated my journey and arrived there really early..So I stood there and read terry prachett’s book, Science of Discworld. And managed to finish the remaining chapters.quite nice about quantum physics and evolution, really not kidding.

12. sumthing pm
Xiuling, rahimah and Rachel arrived and started to shop

The rest of the time. Shop shop shop till our feet hurt.. if you think I’m going to type out every single thing dat happened then your crazeeee!!! But iam going to tell wat I bought..

Vans Rowley xl2 Skater shoes:
Pretty amazed I bought these shoes.. Kinda nice.. Click on the link.. Bought at queensway..

Two T-shirts from bugis street:
This two really el cheapo T-shirts for 18 bucks.. from some thai guy and his shop.. The T-Shirt oso from Thailand.. Thailand happiness.. It’s very cute, watch out for me wen I sport it around skool..

Two Giodarno shirts from OG (I noe it’s an auntie place but there was discounts!!!)

And this $1 toy from those vending machine.. it called a miracle tree.. Well it was well time to indulge in some kiddie affairs.. to relieve my childhood so to speak..

My feet hurt and I’m dead beat and tomolo have to work.. But first my rant of the day!!!! Ok lah todae no rant but I will give u a poem by the great poet William Blake.. it called Augeries of Innocence.. it’s actually really really long (I don’t understand how he could write so much but I guess long ago he had a lot of time) but I’ll give u the part I like best but if u wanna read the rest go use google. blah!

Here goes:

Augeries Of Innocence

To see a world in a grain of sand
And a heaven in a wild flower,
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand
And eternity in an hour.

A robin redbreast in a cage
Puts all heaven in a rage.
A dove-house filled with doves and pigeons
Shudders hell through all its regions.

So how was the excerpt? Goodnight kiddies!!!!!

Oh but wait! There will be another shopping adventure coming soo.. wooo..

Sunday, November 16, 2003

ok good morning peeps!!!!

much calmer and less pissy than last night i have returned to update u on wat i wanted to write's highly reduced for that moment of inspiration is gone....

so it shall begin...

bout frenster testimonials: i irritates me so for those people who say things like "he/she's a good catch" seems so corny too me....

bout names: oh ok like i don't have a kool nickname ppl!! i only have my name.... i need a kool nickname!!!!

bout me: ok it seems that people have been having a media blackout regarding moi.... like no one contacts me or anything. at least send me a stupid sms msg or just irritate me soo.....

see how short it is... damn u computer!!!

other things to add.... it seems i have only one loyal reader reading my blog... LOYAL READER!!! whip out your Public Relation Skills and whip up some publicity for me ok?

sems like my prediction a few weeks back was true.... no reads this rambunctious ramblings!!! ahhh... but i will keep it going for the sake of it and also for the glimmer of hope dat some one on the web reads this and makes me famous or better yet make my life into a movie using my blog!!!!

on to another thing..... i'm not popular!!! ahhh such sad truth... blame it all on frenster!! like browsing browsing and realised that all those ppl with like 100 plus plus frens are either really popular or they are desperate to get frens or they are like reel pretty on their pic and ppl are just compelled to add them to frens..... i'm not popular ahhhhhhh!!!! sad sad truth...... time to conspire with the dark forces hehee

such is the way of the world....

Saturday, November 15, 2003

ok i'm really pissed!!!! time to type in capital letters.



Friday, November 14, 2003

hahaha.. hi. some things to say:


i don't get those ppls who are connected to singapore.... i mean do you noe singapore as ur fren? like wats the use of having frenster if ur already frens with the bladdy country?

sheesh.... ok lah dats all for EXPT 001
oh dear fellow peeps!

i have decided to join friendster!!! call it peer pressure... i don't lke to be left out..... abd i'm bored....

yayaya... i'm a big contradiction!!!!!!

hahaha... anyway come find me ok in frenster!!! hahahahaha!!!!

hakim's inner voice(voice of reasoning and truth): oh dear u really went and signed up for frenster?

hakim insecure voice(childlike and innocent voice): : yes i did so wat?

hakim's inner voice(voice of reasoning and truth): nevermind it's all a fad.. it will go away soon... just like the tamagotchi.... i have the precious gift of patience i shall wait....

hakim's insecure voice(childlike and innocent voice): wait all u want u ass hole i'm joining frenster!!! i'm joining frenster!!!

hakim's inner voice(voice of reasoning and truth): sigh....

Wednesday, November 12, 2003

ok fret not i have resolved the blog archive issue....

it's on another page, not that i didn't know it was on another page just dat before when i clicked the link the page didn't show up... now it does except dat it's in white but dats ok.. as long as it's there.... heee.... nights....
ok something has to rain on my parade!!!! i have no archives!!! like i don't have my past post on the site!!!! how how??? do i have to revert back to my my old orange template? but i like this green one.... damn it....

hey hey... changed the template!!! into a green one!! hahaha i luv green.. dunno how the heck i did it but hey i changed the template and een put the tagboard properly!!!

yeah for me..

Tuesday, November 11, 2003

loo dee do dah!!!!!

bored out of my fucking head.... i mean two month of holiday oso for wat? i mean i love skool.... go to skool and see alll the people, speculate scandals and ogle at all the eye candy!!!
now hols got nothing to do.. except work and work and work and go out.... lke wat kind of life is dat?

ok i admit it.... i actually like going to skool... i dunno why.. maybe it's the atmosphere or maybe i actually like

actually i have stuff to do...
like make kueh for hari raya ( yes i can bake! quite well actually)
clean up my room (a life long goal this one, heehee)
read books (oh i'm reading anne rice and this terry prachett
book, quite nice)
take care of my fishies

quite lot of stuff to do ar... but don't really feel like doing any of them... i feel as though i'm missing something.... i'll sleep on it...

oh i came up with a list of things to do when skool reopens! here goes:
study: yes must study! after the super lack semester i must study
do projects: same as above
seduce some people: i tot it would be fun to seduce people, we'll see how it goes.. evil laugh
create scandals: due to the small size of HLM, i shall strive to create scandals in BIOTECH, CE, BMS...hehee
gossip: it's been a long time since i had a good gossip thus the reason for the above.
slim down: this is a life long goal! getting there.....
get straight hair without rebonding: another one of those goals....

so far this is wat i want to accomplish for next term... ambitious i might say... the list shall grow..

toodles folks

Monday, November 10, 2003

Ok hi…. Ppls….

Ok todays new favourite word is IDIOTS!!! I luv the word idiot.. I have been using it like for an infinite number of times today…. It’s like u walk around and u see idiotic ppl… and wat do you call these people? Dats right… IDIOTS…. And besides it rolls off my tongue quite nicely…

And one more thing a few ppl commented on me being vulgar on my blog (you noe who u are ppl…) those ppl who noe me well noe dat I’m not soo vulgar in real life.. I do curse and swear but most of the time it’s damn or shit…. I have been known to spout the occasional fuck…. The reason I’m vulgar in my blog is sorta a release for me. Why would I be soo vulgar in reel life? Absurd.. I tell ya…. I have an image to protect noe…. And there are always two sides to a mirror….

Ok I dunno if dat made any sense but who gives a fuck!

Next on todaes agenda is the this thing called friendster.. I really don’t get friendster… here’s wat I think of friendster…. Friendster is a place where people put on the web how many frens they have and wherether or not they noe their fren’s fren…. And then they see how many people they noe… then all those people write nice things about each other called testimonials…. And if you don’t like wat they write, you could reject it…. So basically all the nice things u accept and wat u don’t want to hear u reject…. So basically it baseless coz when other people read the testimonial they only read nice things bout u. if u are a really super duper nice person then it’s ok but let’s face it no one is perfect…. And those people who write the testimonials have to say nice things bout you coz they are ur frens. So I think the entire concept of frensters is whacked….

Well I dunno maybe dats just me.. I don’t noe wat ur doing in the frensters website.. maybe u have cool online parties or get discounts on stuff….. I’m sorry I’m just one of those ignorant people who don’t keep up with the lastest trend… I can see it now on the headline news! A SHOCKING REVELATION!!! BOY DOESN’T KEEP UP WITH FRENSTER TREND!!!

Hahaha the irony is I blog! Blogging is kinda a fad but here I can bloody hell say what I want and no one can stop me! Well the blogger admin staff can but what they hey…. To each his own….

I shall end off with this….

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden (James Herbert)… dat is soo true… not in a ghost kinda way but to be haunted in another sense like by a memory or an event.. think bout it….

Saturday, November 08, 2003

oh my god.. was doing some research on trucker caps and found out they were out of fashion!!! oh dear trucker boys... seems ur passe.... but fret not.... no ones noes bout it.... hee hee

but i guess the above story happens in the big USA and well fashion news travels quite slowly and beside who wants to follow US fashion? we are singaporean!!!

ok dat was dumb... but i guess if u are a hardcore fashion follower of people like p.diddy, 50 cents or some other rapper then mesh caps are ur staple... but the end of this this phrase to each his own or this one another mans meat is another mans poison whichever ya prefer....

so after this i realised dat fashion commentary is hard work and a pain to type.... and i'm the lazy type sooo now onwards i shall just report to ya the most ridiculous things i see...
Hi hi I’m back from like a one week hiatus!!! Or was it one week? Or wateva…. So it’s time to blog..

first of all let me tell u bout this story bout this person.. let call this person H… so H is fasting during the fasting month and thus for the lack of fibre and weird eating times and exam stress… he got constipation.. so he decided to take some laxatives to move the constipation… so he took some and guess wat the next day got diahorrea… like serves him right rite? Ok story ends….

How was tat? A good story right? But K is ok now…. The diahorrea has subsided and H can go to work tomolo…. H is such a stupid boy…..

Ok todays topic of the day is not soo much a topic but a sort of commentary… on the fashion in the ngee ann campus… it’s the campus is a hotbed of fashion do’s and don’t’s and people don’t really care… such sadness befalls my heart…. So I’m gonna start regularly writing bout fashion…. And since skool’s out I’ll just rite bout wat I see when I go out… but when skool starts be careful wat u wear…

So let me start bout wat I saw when the exams were going on.. first of all have u guys noticed the trend for guys to wear those trucker caps? trucker caps are caps with a mesh back…. So yeah so dat day I saw a whole bunch of guys wearing em. Ok maybe not all of them but quite a few of them to make them quite a sight to see…. Well u noe caps come in a variety of colours and they coupled it with Bermudas and ur average t-shirt or shirt and I must say look quite good… I guess if u wear cargoes or jeans with the cap it doesn’t look quite good coz, well lets just sat we asian don’t really have the height…. So I name thee trucker boys!! And i’ll keep an eye on ya…..

Next… in the exam hall… there was this guy who was trying to look like takeshi kaneshiro in turn left, turn right… right down to the oversized sweater in grey…. The hair was the same, in dat half ponytail.. I mus say can make it lah…. With they height and face oso can lah….they say imitation is the ultimate form of flattery. And I guess it worked coz many girls ( I shall not name them) were talking bout him… I shall name thee takeshi wannabee… but I guess I can’t really keep an eye on ya coz I don’t even noe wat course your from… I keep my eyes peeled…..

Next is not really sighting but sorta a trend… I can’t figure why u girls wear a sweater but you wearing a skirt at the same time? Isn’t it cold when u expose ur bare legs? Then wats the use of the jacket/sweaters? Strange….. maybe u all thick skinned? Oh well I guess it’s one of those things that guys will not ever fathom…

Ok lah tired lah wanna sleep and tomolo got work… I’ll blog tomolo promise… toodles…

Saturday, November 01, 2003

hey kiddies!! the tag board is like at the bottom of the page!! hopefully it works! tag me!!
hi hi!!

i'm back if only for a short while... don't ya miss me...? i noe u do!!!! aww thanks...

oh ho i'm in the midst of my exams now and i clearly hate the french club right now.. yes thats my complaint for todae even though i have much to complain about like ppl who suck up and apeks who are not funny and hopeless fashion victims!!!! lots to bitch about!!!

but for now it's the french club.. u noe soo in the middle of the exam then a mail comes to me saying dat the student union needs 10 ppl for flag day! OKAY I DON'T HATE THE FRENCH they say don't shoot the messenger...

ok now i hate the student union!!! like hallo ppl busy with their exam and them u snd a mail to all commitee members to say u need 10 ppl for flag day!?? like WTF (What The Fuck! for those who don't noe) and it's like on 11 nov which is like what? next fucking week!!??? IDIOTS!!!! sheesh u think i'mgonna entertain them?? no freaking way!!

u noe sumtimes i just feel like quitting the seriously....sheesh damned pissed.....

ok lah go study.... stupid nursery managment!!!