Monday, August 20, 2007

Fashion Rant!!!!!!

Its time again my lovely readers for my Fashion Rant.... i love my rants!!!!!

So first order of the day....

Wat is up with some ladies these days? i cannot tahan the ladies who have their fringe straight and the hair on the back of their head is curly... i don't get it. wats with that? a perm gone wrong? i saw it on tv also today!!!! On i think it was Campus Superstar... they were singing a song about a telephone ringing and this girl in the middle had that half straight and half curly hair.. oh my god its look as though either she didn't have enuff money to fully perm her hair or she's just lazy to straighten her hair. but the singing was good though but not the hair.

ok next is boys.... Do not tie ur jacket or sweater around ur waist. that went out wif the early 90's. and it should stay that way. it seriously looks like a skirt from the back. sad. sad. sad.

ok here some for the boys. Its my top tips for Making UR self Look HOT...
This only works if u are Semi Hot or average looking... like not really skinny nor realt fat... average looking...

  1. Get a TAN. i mean seriously getting a tan makes u instantly hotter. it conjures up images of beaches and being half naked frolicking in the sand and surf. also it helps if ur already playing a sport in the sun. So boys get a tan. The whole havinga tan makes u look sporty is nonsense. having a tan means u like to take off ur clothes. seriously all of you are thinking that in the back of ur minds.
  2. Carry a LONG STICK object. Really carrying a long stick is HOT. its Looong and its a stick. it metaphorical and full of sexual connotations. Best if u carried a Paddle or a FloorBall Stick. If not a black umbrella looks kool too.
  3. Wear BERMS. Show some calves. Doesn't matter if ur smooth or hairy as long as u show some skin down there. automatic HOT. or at least hotter. Its like how women wear plunging necklines to show some skin? yeah Berms do the same thing. Better yet, wear short to look as though u just got back from training at the stadium or paddling. Why do u think those dragonboaters wear their short and tanks after training? wen they could so wear something else. u might think its just to wear to go home but nah where got. How often u see them on the way home. usually its to go eat or to walk walk in vivo. i rest my case.
  4. POSTURE. this is very important. ur teachers told u it s important. ur parents told u its important. and now I AM telling you its important. Stand up straight!!!! Chest slighty out. if u have a tummy suck it in. Walk like u own the road and walk with dinity and pride. Pretend ur the Queen. Regal is the word.
  5. EXERCISE. I mean really. Half of being hot is actually having a decent body. I'm not saying u become those Gymfreaks. ewww no. just jog twice a week taht kind of exercise. Keep HEALTHY not obsess about ur bodies. but i'm sure taht some in fact most of you are already comparing the size of ur arms or wether u can count ur abs. oh well. As long as the goods show.

Does anybody realise that if u actually did wat i told you to do, u would actually look like a dragonboater? And everybody know Dragonboaters are HOT!!! Everybody wants one and every guy wants to be one. Water Polo and Swimmers are out. Dragonboaters are in. SO boys. GO join a team today!!!!

I can't believe i just asked ppl to go join a dragon boat team.... Shudders.....

2 comments:

Charles said...

Your fashion rants makes perfect sense. Issac should listen to you.. Oh dont worry issac, i'm not gossiping abt u! heh!

Oh I came from his blog.

kOoKy pLuM said...

Awwww thanks...