! You are most like a diamond !
Unique, Gorgeous, but pretty selfish. That just
about sums you up.
You're not the deepest of puddles, but no doubt
you're the
prettiest. You pretty much think the world revolves
around you,
, making you very greedy and vain. However you are
unique! You're
demanding, but like a diamond - you are probably
worth it. You are
like a diamond because you are one of the prettiest
gems worth looking at.
Congratulations ... You're the most beautiful gem
around, but chances are, you already thought
that anyway.


?? Which Precious Gem Are You ??
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how hilarious is that quizz? I? the most gorgeous? a priceless gem? unique? greedy and vain? HAHAHAHA! please do not make me laugh. it is hilarious i tell you. me? a diamond? i am laughing so hard my testicles are around my ankles. hahaha.

that aside.

sunflower watch: as i was walking to water my plants at the greenhouse, it started to rain. how fucking irritating is that? i came all the way to do wat? stand around in the rain issit?

on other news: my borther is irritating the shit out of me. but i have patience i shall persevere ( is taht how you spell it? ) it is all a test.

oh oh. i have advice.

if you are feeling depressed. go out and buy underwear. and buy it from john little coz they have a sale. yes SALE. i jus bought 3 pairs of Byford Hipster underwear for like 10 bucks! the usual price was like 20! i love them. they are soo soft. i luve my underwear. sigh.

it was about time!

remember the post i had up about SKAterboi and Sammi Cheng? finally it came true. sheesh. took them a while.

ok i am back. i noe that was abit short but i am bored and i dunno wat else to draw on my landscaping project so i am here. haha.

reading friendster testi (cles) and well it makes me depressed. people hav nothing nice to say bout me. yes i now i am bitchy, bossy, loud, sacarstic and the list goes on and on. sad.

oh ya on matter pertaining to the tagboard. yes it does not work. let it remain as sad reminder of how things used to be when lotsa people came and read my blog and left their rave reviews and wonderful comments on my tagboard. let it be a reminder for future generations!

oh wait. that was not how it used to be. just the bloody opposite. and beside i cannot be bother to change tagboard servers.

oh my god. see how i just changed from happy to pissed off. i can be unpredictable as the wind.

sometimes i can be the shyest thing in the world. that day something weird happened in the train on my way home. and i cannot BELIEVE i was so shy like. oh my god i was beating myself up that day. but i guess that day was one of those days i was pissy and i had a really bad cold so i was not really up to meeting new people. sigh. oh well.

oh i have soo many things planned for the one week break but as all things in my life, it is not going to happen. so i cannot be bother to type out watever i have planned only for it to not happen so i am not telling.

lets do a sunflower watch. coz as my classmate should noe we are growing sunflowers! so update on my sunflowers is:

ok i cannot do that coz i did not g oto skool todae. haha. next time maybe.

when ever we meet or greet!

i have been drained for the past few days. physically and emotionally. heh sorry for the pissyness. i felt truly tired. it maybe from the late nights i have been keeping and getting up really early. still pooped out.

ok and my tag board server company or watever. ok the people who brought the tag boras to me are moving server and apparently they are not done yet. under construction they say. BULLSHIT.

i noe better.

i am blogging just to make sure that i am not dead. busy lah.

whazzzzz Up!

Ok ok, watched Moulin Rogue and there are many lesson we can learn from Pretty Pretty Satine.

Lesson Number 1. maintain proper health care and hygiene. Like hallo? She was dying of TB and she did not even noe! Oh wow you cannot breathe and you keep coughing blood. Is that not a sign that you are at least a bit sick?

And eww! She is sick she still can kiss the guy and sleep with him. Thats hygiene for ya. Like it is little wonder that the guy did not die from TB also.

Lesson Number 2. like the fat guy said never fall in love. Nuff said.

Only 2 lessons coz well I could only think of 2 at the moment.

Next watched MTV asia awards.

Ok people keep toking bout Michelle Branch dress and how she showed her flabby abs. I personally like her flabby abs. Thank you very much. It looks cute. I could tok bout her boobs but well that’s another story that I shall keep to myself. Hee hee.

Oh oh! most importantly!

I think I have a rumour that is gonna go around about me. Juz wait and see. But before it gets to spread I shall give you a lesson 101 on gossip and rumour.

GOSSIP: is a piece of news that has some substantial truth to it. That means if I go around spreading GOSSIP it means that the gossip is somewhat true and it is jus that no one noes about it.

RUMOUR: is a piece of slanderous fiction! It is not true at all. It is just made up stories do not believe rumours!

So when I say I have a rumour going on about me. It is not true! At all. Do not believe anything you hear it is not true!

u noe i hate it when Friendster testimonials have become a place to advertise you frens single hood. go get her guys or he a good catch. remember the site name is FRIENDSTER not DATESTER. sheesh

hidee hoo

ok it valentines day! And love is in the air. It soo thick you can smell it. It’s sorta a musty old rose smell. The kind when you rub dried rose petals. Sorta like that. Even I was caught up in it. Can you imagine the mind boggling number of people doing the ahem ahem on this very day? This is the horniest day of the year!

So much love today. I saw lotsa couples. Boyfriends carrying obnoxious little bag and shyly trying to hid them by holding them indiscreetly so as not to look stupid with a little bag. Ah such things we do for love.

Ah such young love. I still remember when I saw young love. Way back in Egypt. When Cleopatra meet Mark Anthony. ( Hey I’m old ok ) Or that time Rose meet Jack. ( I noe James Cameron ) or even the time Romeo and Juliet first saw each other. ( I watched the movie ) such is love. It makes us do stooped thing but makes us feel good inside. Oh sigh.

BUT NONE OF IT IS HAPPENING TO ME! SO WHY DO I FREEKIN CARE?

Ok sorry. Its angst.

But I spent VD wit my grandma so thats kinda sweet.

But ah I am stuck here at home doing nothing while a few thousand hormonally charged teens are rocking the house at the MTV Asia Awards! And please stop thinking that I should go out coz THERE IS NO ONE TO GO OUT WIF, in the first place who wants go out wif me.

I think I am spiraling into a self centered ego shattering low self esteem depression.

Well thats freeking life for ya.

hmmm

I am officially bored today. Did not have to go to school and I had soo many plans today. BUT I woke up at 11 plus and end up watching tv and eating a lot. Yes it is I the worlds greatest procrastinator. I got nothing done. I only watered my plants. Hah! Like that a is a great achievement.

Ok times to blog. ( hey at least I got that done )

Hey did any of you realize that today is Friday the 13th ? like the most unlucky day of the year. Did anything happen to you all?

And tomolo is the most romantic day of the year. Coincidence?

Time for the Valentines day blog segment!

I noticed ah some couples, when they are in public, hold their hand very awkwardly. And some even show some very weird Public Display of Affection. Like they do not feel comfortable doing it but some hoe they must holds hands of hug in public coz that’s wat couples do. I am beginning to think that there is somekind of couples guide book somewhere out there. Next time you see a couple look at the way they behave. Some of them look as though they are forced to hold hands.

Aiyah do not be shy just stare. Hahaha.

Eh you noe ah. My pimples are getting worse. It is not enough that I am no brad pitt or Orlando bloom! These pimple start to show up. I mean you have seen them rite? they are the size of an orange! Stress!

And I realized that when I am on the bus or train, nobody want to sit next to me. The seats next to me will be the last one taken on the whole bus/ train. People would rather sit with a smelly apek or crying whining hyperactive little children than sit wit me. Hell they would even sit with a mentally unstable pedophile serial killer. And when I stand in a crowd there will be a clear space around me. Like that day I was doing duty at the convention center.

I was standing in the crowd and there was like a magical force field around me and my fren. No one was standing near us and people were clearing their path around us. Okay fine.

Do I really look that bad? I do not smell do I? I have smelled people who smell and I do not smell like dat. Do I look like pervert? Why why why? That’s one more reason to my apparent unpopularity. Oh but what the hell! Here are some lyrics to Fame theme song. If any of you remember Fame in the first place.


Fame!
I'm gonna live forever.
I'm gonna learn how to fly,
High!
I feel it coming together,
People will see me and cry
Fame!
I'm going to make it to heaven,
Light up the sky like a flame,
Fame!