Sunday, May 30, 2004

SpiCe

hey i am back... first of all... i just have to say i am big fan of the spice gurls. and i'm sure almost everyone is too! way back in the 90's. we all fell for the spice gurl! girl power and their campy outfits and their catchy songs and we must not forget the platform shoes! i shall do a tribute to the spice gurls! later lah not now. pic courtesy of http://www.lonestarspice.com/

MAn on Bus

was on my way my grandma's house yesterday and the most shocking sight boarded the bus. at one stop this guy whom i shall call guy just because i have to other words to describe him came up wit this woman whom i shall call stupid woman for reasons later explained).

ok they came up and stupid woman was not that bad looking, pretty by my standards (and those standards are very high.. hee hee) but the guy oh my god! he is very thin and its like those wannabe Ah Bengs. like he was trying to be Beng but cannot make it that kind. he had that center parting hair and he was wearing a sleeves T shirt.

i would like to take this moment to warn all guys not to wear sleeveless unless you have at least have a pair of presentable arms. no no to flabby arms and stick thin arms. for 2 reasons: i cannot stand it and you might bring shame to the male species. well just putting my 2 cents worth.

alright back to the story.
so i have a very high tolerence level so i thought ok maybe he lives nearby thats why he wears such things. well than as he got closer....ok i can only describe it as such:
low slung jeans cut to look like bermudas.
so low that you could see the black under wear.
so so low that you could the whole underwear strap and part of his hip/thigh.
EEWWW!!!

like please if you wanna show underwear please please show only a little... like me.. to tease is better than to flash!

and the reason the woman is stupid is coz is she like blind?? why would she date someone like him. come to think of it... i think they are married!! eww!
he must be filthy rich of posees some weird sexual attraction or he cast a spell on her!
that or she is just one of those girls.. ahem ahem

oklah wanna watch JApan HOur On CNA and must go eat!
laterz

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