ok i've decided

yes i want a career change.... after watching America's Next Top Model (ANTM) i would wish so much to be a model... like hallo!? all the stuff that they did on the show seems bloody easy... i am gonna ace them all.... pose nude? sure! stand on th roof in swimwear in freezing cold temperature? sure! i can live and breathe fashion...
yes i noe all of you are luffing your intestines out but hey a guy got to have his dream...

i would so be the top model, it is just that:
i don't have boobs or anything remotely resembling female parts
i don't have great hair but hey that didn't stop Ebony did it?
i don't have the model look
i don't have the height

alas i cannot be a model let alone be a top model let alone be a top male model... but wouldn't it be a riot if i actually became a top model? like juz imagine.....me... on the runway on covers of magazines....

hope i don't give you nightmares... hahahaha....