The Time Dilation Law

I'm back. and i have decided to rise from the muck and mud to blog again. aren't you happy? i'm sure some of you are jumping up and down and planning for a parade. umm yay!?

anyways i have been away for yonk years hor? well there is nothing to blog about. or rather there is nothing that i would want to put on my blog. would you like to read about wat type bread i ate or wether i brush my teeth from right to left. well... one or two of you might but majority wouldn't. remember majority always win hor. well i have been thinking alot about the world and myself. and yes i know i laways think. thats just who i am. maybe i was meant to be a philosopher. but anyways i'm here to intro a new...ok not exactly new.. it has been in existance since the beggining of time so here it is......



THE TIME DILATION LAW

The Time Dialtion Law states: Whenever 2 or more people plan to meet up the very essence of time tends to get stretched or in other words. Dilated.


in laymans terms. people tend to be late wen they want to met up.

this is an interesting phenomenon that occurs everyday. but it occurs more wen there is a leisure meeting of frens compared to a work related one. also wen there is more than 2 people meeting the "time dilation" is worse.

for example; i plan to meet a certain person at 2pm. i will reach at 2pm but the other person will reach at like 4pm. (this is jsut an example. do not take it to heart.)

interesting no? how time get stretched? its fascinating. i should be nominated for a Nobel Prize for Physics.

of course being late is ok. like 10-15 mins late is ok. but making people wait for an hour is abit too much. i'm just saying coz i hate waiting.

so thus the creation of this law. so if u know u are going to be late please invoke this law. and people will know taht u will be super uber late. like for example.


Me: eh wat time u wanna meet?
You: meet at 3 lah. are u invoking the Time Dilation Law?
Me: Umm... ok yes i'm invoking the T.D Law....
You: Ok i'll take my time den.


See? like the other party will know that u are gonna be super uber late. and he/she/they will not be so angry at you wen u come really late. coz u have been fore warned! so feel free to use this law.

Note: the Time Dilation Law can only be used for times wen u are really really late. If ur like 5-10 mins late. just say ur late. Invoking the Time Dilation Law is only for wen u are SUPER UBER LATE! remember.