actually i wanted to talk of many things, of cabbages and kings but then i tot who would actually talk about cabbages and kings? really who would.... speaking of cabbages lets do a little ditty about comfort food (heh i know no relation watsoever to cabbages but hey...)
comfort food... ah yes... i love comfort food.. the food you eat to make you comfy and safe.. to give a sense of satisfaction and feel really guilty about it afterwards...everyone has their own fav food to eat wen htey are feeling abit down and about.. so heres my list of my fav comfort foods.. so that you can make them at home (there is a satisfaction that comes with making it yourself. i could be quoting Nigella there) and thank me for making you fat and ugly...
- Banana & Mayo: trsut me on this one. it may seem weird but the sourness of the mayo and the sweetness of the banana is well very nice in ur mouth (hmm... abit sexual dontcha think?)... also the textures aree divine... you could be real lazy and just dip the banana into the jar of mayo or you could, if your feelin all rah rah restaurant, slice the banana and scoop lil' blobs of mayo on them. but don't overdo the mayo.
- Banana Toast: take a slice of bread. smother a shit load of butter. put aside. take a banana and mash it up. add cinnamon sugar (can get at cold storage its very nice). spread ur mashed up banans on the bread. toast in a toaster oven. makes sure its a little bit burnt but not really burnt. get me? makes two.
- Tuna in OIL: i love this one.. just get tuna in oil and whack it on a slice of bread. the dripping oils is soo nice... it gets on ur finger and so you have to lick ur fingers.. mmm good... and tuna is good for you remember that. and remember get your tuna from a renewable source and is dolphin safe!
- Hot Chocolate: Explains itself doen't it? use milk for better results.
- ICe Cream: Agai nself explainatory but do psend money on quality ice cream. but too much money... it all becomes shit in the end...
- Mash: ok i do this every sunday monring if i have the time. get an egg boil it. get 2 sausages boil those too. get some fries, oven roast them. (yes yes i know it seems like a sad sttempt to make everything seem healthy, i could fry everything but then i hav a huge guilt trip.) okay to prepare mash the egg up in a bowl. slice the sausagse up into bits and add the fries(salted to taste of course). add a dollop of mayo and sage and lotsa pepper. also don't forget the ketchup. chilli don't do too well with this. mix em all together and you get the most satisfying mouthfuls of fatty potatoey goodness ever.
ahh makes me hungry. but i shall not.. thats all i have been doing lately, eating that is and also cooking to a certain extent. i don't go out anymore and i just practically stay at home. all day. sad really. the thing with me is, i know wat my problem and i know wat i need to do but i am powerless to do anything about it. i can't or would not. Cassandra syndrome. sad really. i didn't even wanna go out to Botainc G today for the plant sale. waste of my time compared to sitting here at home... wasting my time. urgh irony or maybe contradiction. i dunno.
ok so sitting athome here and looking thru frenster and all i find it amusing wen ppl put on their profiles that they hate hypocrites. funny really, if you really think about it all of us are hypocrites and the world ruled by hypocrisy. it would not rotate on its axis otherwise. Face the facts darling your a hypocrite and i'm one too. now lets all dance naked around the fire in the moonlight. woop pee doo bee doo!
Sigh. i'm feeling kind a blah. as usual. ok this time even more so. you know how termite eat at a piece of wood bit by bit until the wood rots and falls apart?i'm the wood and life is the bloody termites. it has not been kind. ok in terms of my personal (non existent social life).. like i've said before, i know wats wrong but i can't do anything about it or rather stubbornly won't. thats sucks. i would like to remain the same me thank you very much. i'll most probably end up like Ally Mcbeal just that i don't see dancing babies and i would be wearing rubber gardening boots instead of stilettos or like Miranda Priestly or Devil Wears Prada good at wat she does but has no human relationship.
ok fine. we humans are very much visual ppl, i'm the same but i have a rather interesting observation to add. so you like this gurl, she is all ur LOOKING for. so you talk to her and clearly your smitten by her. you like wat she likes. ok here's wat i'm getting at. everybody is a nice person really everyone is. have you met a really rotten person? maybe he or she is rotten to you but to other ppl they might be wuite endearing. so the only reason why you like someone is because you are attacted to them? am i right? so looks is everything right? i sound so anti love right now.. silly.... actually i dunno wat i'm writing, i need to think about it more before i publish my theory. and to answer the question of why i will never ever fall in love. no really but i think i would never never fall in love. i'll buy you an ice cream if i do. ( no promises hahaha)
ok all off to join a convent or a monastery... be back in 2 weeks time hopefully haha.. if i don't die in the jungle....
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