Stressed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i want to blog but then there were some traumatick xperiences just now at skool and very stressed now.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

boards back up but the whole layout is abit wonky.... will work on it.. but then again:

1. i can't bothered to fiddle with the script.
2. i dunno wat all those words in the script mean.

Bwah hahaha!

eXpressive: 5/10Practical: 6/10Physical: 4/10Giver: 1/10
You are a RPIT--Reserved Practical Intellectual Taker. This makes you a Love Geek.Heh heh -- you love geek! You are weirdly sexy. It doesn't take people a long time to get to know you, but people *think* it takes a long time, because you are as cool and regulated after a year as you are on a first meeting. You don't tend to date casually -- you just suddenly find yourself in long term relationships. Your approach to conflict is your greatest asset -- it complements almost every other type. You don't express yourself or your feelings in dramatic terms, but you will speak up to those who do. You are generally calm, but capable of ramping up, and you don't give up until the issue is resolved -- this means even the hottest temper or coolest conflict-avoider can feel comfortable pursuing their satisfaction with you. And you don't hold a grudge -- you get through it, and it's done. You rock. Sure, you like the sex. And you communicate with your partner well, so you're good at it. But it's not something you would make jokes about or bring up in polite company (not that you don't appreciate that kind of humor). You're no prude, but that's just not your style. You'd make an excellent parent. You enjoy food and can be a ravenous eater. A good cook will get your attention quickly.Of the 18179 people who have taken this quiz, 4.6 % are this type.

Go do iT

Blowjob

First of all i am not that lucky to get or be doing a real blowjob... haiz... it an entirely different blowjob one which you will understand shortly.

first of all thanks guys for the presents which are:

• a red frog which expands in water. which it does and now currently resides i a blue bucket under the sink in the toilet. and its big.
• a can that sprouts some chilli plant. we'll see about that.
• a dreamcatcher. BoMp!
• a beanless bag. have anyone heard of that? a bag without beans imagine that. oso very comfortable. spent the whole night blowing it.
• a roll of toilet paper all wrapped up in black ribbon. how sweet. i just took the ribbon. heavy lah loo roll. and it can better serve other people.
• and money!

oh and the tagboard still missing coz i lazy go put it so there. and i will change it to pink! hah.

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happie birthday to me.. i guess...
oh and the tagboard is temporarily missing..it will be back soon.

Hmmmm....

oh due to the response frm my one and only loyal reader. i shall try and muster a blog entry....

but wat can i say.. these past few week have been quite hard on my life. its like a hurricane. many details going on but who wants to noe right. tis here is a plae were you can laugh and laugh wat. so i shan't bore you.

so wat now. singapore idol? yes i shall. in point form mind you.

• first gurmit singh should stop imitating Ryan Seacrest's wardrobe. CAnnot MAke it.
• Imelda sounded wheezy like cannot take breath properly. F.I.Y she the one in Purple.
• David De Cruz. nothing to say.
• DAvid Yeo. Cute. as in Kawaii Cute lah.
• Jessea Thyidor. Great.
• The sandy lam wannabe. plunging necklines are not for the flat chested.
• OlindaCho. reminds me of my fren. exactly.

Nuff bout S.I. (S.I. = Singapore Idol. IF u Abit Slow)

wat else can i say. oh yeah. i still dunno why the Tagboardwhichnobodyuses... is at the bottom. hmmmm..... and i wanted to change my page to pink but them i decided not to coz... well for some reason.. den iwanted to change it to brown but then its to..well.... brown. thus i shall stick to my green. thus ends this particular section.

i'm sorry i have nothing fun or nice to say. i just don't feel like it.

Boobelaboo!

actually i wanted to blog.... juz blog about everything and anything... from frenster to sex! but then i realised i can't get my thoughts in order so i shall keep that to another day...
yes i always do that... so deal...

on other fronts... why is my bladdy tagboard at the bottom of my blog???!!!!

so there....

OK Fine....

seems i am getting pissed about more things nowadays. dunno why... and seems that i have been blogging alot todae.. dunno why oso. but back to being pissed part. oh one thing i am very pissed about is that...

people don't take me seriously. especially people who juz got to noe me. come to think of it. ppl who noe me for longer oso don't take me seriously.
ppl see me as a strange almost ditzy man with no common sense. oh puhleez. and i hate that. but i can't entirely blame them can i? coz my public persona is like that. thats how i interact with ppl in public ya? i want ppl and myself to feel comfortable so i crack joke and be silly and be nice. would you rather me be all boring and serious and not laugh and be loud?

i dunno maybe you would but i wouldn't. i dunno its just the vibe i get from ppl. its as though they tok to me as though i'm a dumb blonde. irritating...

juz wait and see tomolo.

Shame! SHAme!

i was doing my research on Water Talks Between MAlaysia and Singapore for WISP. and found this HIGHLY INSULTING REPORT. by none other than the MINISTRY OF FOReign AFFAIRS OF MALAYSIA.

Go Read it IF you bother to read a really long report.

but anyway it bout water talks... i respect Malaysia's view on the water talks. they are entitled to their own opinion. but they way the ministry writes the report is just damaging to my national pride. this has nothing to do with national day. i would get the same response if it was the middle of june!

it is just the tone of of the writing that pisses me off. for example.

"Singapore Government officials are very smart people. Did they expect the price of 1.4 Singapore cents per 1,000 gallons to last forever? "

yes we are very smart ppl..... so...

(Malaysia is pleased to inform the island republic that in the future, this "subsidy" will be no longer necessary. Johor will buy no more treated water from Singapore.)

they are saying that they gonna be better than us. good for you.. we'll see in the future if that holds up.

"Clearly enough, even RM6.25 per 1,000 gallons of God's water (as opposed to water form the sewer) is much better than the comparable cost of Singapore's alternative sources of water. According to Singapore, NEWater (Singapore's recycled sewage water) ..."
excuse me? God's water? god gave everyone equal opportunities and that means the brains to deal with a water shortage. umm for example NEWater.. could you have come up with the idea? sewage... oh please...

this blog is going political. yeah.....

Singapore Idol

first of all seen the parade... ya ya same ole same ole.... was expecting to see kitty but then did not instead i saw sumone else. (i shan't name who,i think he would kill me in the most horrifying way if i put his name online. but you noe who you are. ) dancing away and smiling away. wat a good performer. alaways remember to smle my conductor used to say. shaking that boo-tay. not exactly his boo-tay but i always wanted to say that.so.

shake that boo-tay! shake it shake it! boo-tay!!!

nuff bout national day.... moving on to singapore idol!

Singapore Idol! Singapore Idol! Singapore Idol! Singapore idol! singapore idol! singapore idol!

ya so wen ppl do a web search on Singapore Idol! they are more likely to stumble on my blog. ya. i'm a fame whore. but not enuff to join Singapore idol!

neways...
singapore idol was hilarious... same ole same ole bad contestants....
the eyebrow plucker man who stripped to his speedos reminds me of one of my classmate (before you say anythings the classmate who i am reminded of i s a gurl)

poor rocky from shanghai.. i feel for ya when he cried.. so sad right? haiz.. i felt so sorry...

and that alaister or wateva his name is, aiyah the hensem one with specs?... the one that "pissed off" dick lee... i don't understand why he so pissed off... he just didn't prepare thats all and he forgot his words... like soo? apparently he got Dick (hee hee) pissed coz he was actually good but he didn't put in effort. if i were the judges i would have let him in. juz coz he has the looks and voice. so wat he wasn't prepared? so now he will be coz i let him in! yeah!

oh ya and i don't quite fancy the ken person... the one sitting beside Doug O... no not the woman... the other guy... keeps looking up from his glasses.. is he old? like he tilts his head down and looks up with his glasses low...

and before they ask ppl to go for makeover pls pls ask the ken guy to go for makeover. your a TV person now... so pls cut the hair... Dick Lee is TV worthy..

oklah.. toodles now...

NAtional Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tis National Day! Happy National Day ya'll... i'm being patriotic here.... a day to watch tv and lepak and national day parade!!!!

Hallo Kitty!!!!! i'm watching out for you!

thus ends my early national day morning post in red....

Blah!

i'm back after a long time.... go minus it yourself...

eh you noe wat? sumone died like 500m from my block... road accident... biking accident...under the LRT station.... how creepy... i saw the whole thing... well not the whole thing just the part where the ambvulance came and police came and they covered the body with a plastic sheet. thru binocular of course. and it wasn't even reported on the news. i dunno if the fella who died was a guy or girl.

the creepy thing is there is still a big patch of blood on the road where the body used to be. apparently they never cleaned it up. so there it is a big patch of blood on the road. creepy right.

i wonder if the place is gonna be haunted? with the death being so close to the river and all(the LRt station is on one side of the river which is near my house. sungei Punngol). i do wonder................

excuse me!

yes excuse me? does anyone else reading my blog seen my tagboard? it seems to have dissappeared... i can't see it can you?

but if you can see it how can you tell me coz then i can't see my tag board so how can i noe that you saw it. den again if it is really truly gone then how are you supposed to tell its gone? hmmm....

i swear to god i didn't change my template... WHERE'S MY TAGBOARD!!!!!! WAHHHHHH!!!!! DID SUMONE HACK INTO MY BLOGGER ACCOUNT!!?? WAH!!!!!!!!!!

Whoa!

well that was depressing....
oh well gotta let it out sooner or later....
sleep does wonders...
going to continue with this broken thought pattern...
have to eat breakfast...

ciao...

Haizz....

Edited due to the fact that i am paranoid and crazy! hahaha...
but i liked this part of the eddited post so here it is...

oh in the words of someone famous.

no one loves me! i'm nobody's child!