if you have... have you seen those heart things that people put in their testi(cles)? oh i dunno ones that look like this:
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well if you do then pls pls do me this kind favour....
GO FIND THE PERSON WHO GAVE THE TESTI(CLE) AND SHOUT REALLY LOUD AT THEM. THEN DANCE LIKE A SILLY MONKEY ON ECSTASY... OR SUMTHING..
i dunno i just don't like em. plus a testi(cle) is from the heart (heh thats why i never type to many testi(cles) hahaha) and that is just plain lazy too go find the heart and cut and paste. and pls don't tell me they go and type in the heart themselves. no one is that bored. sheesh.
don't give me one. not that anyone is gonna give me a heart. i'm just saying.
wait i noe wat ur thinking. "he' s jealous coz he never get a heart" oh puh leez... i rather you give me a ginger root than give me a heart. serious. or a seed of some kind.
ok i'm ranting. i shall go before i start to tell you my sad sad life story where i never got into a skool play coz this popular girl called me fat infront of the whole skool and i ran away, in the process knocked over a few kids and teachers coz i was indeed fat. which was sad then as it is now. for now i am pregnant. 4 months. i dunno who the father is. must be that dude in the mesh cap that day at canteen 3. oh the memories but now you have a baby darling! be a man be responsible. oh so now we have to get married coz i am preggy. it sad, but want my wedding to fabulous! with lotsa white roses and ribbon. oh roses smell nice. i love roses but i love ribbons also. i'm torn and undecided. how how. ribbons or roses? i noe shall put ribbon roses oh you noe the fake roses made of ribbon. but then i;ll miss the smell of roses like i miss the smell of smelly toufu which by the way is damned delicious. but smelly. like the mesh cap guy. who i dunno his name. but then i have his baby how can i not noe his name. oh my. i must go and find him and tell him that i have his baby and that i was fat when i was young. but i'm not fat now. not so fat at least. like that bitch who called fat in the first place. hahah now look at her. she has hips the size of australia. dare call me fat. but then. oh my now i remember who the mesh cap man who the father of my child is. it that woman bf. hahaha. i stole your bf and have his baby. and i love roses. oh i will name the child rose if its a girl and rose if its a boy. or maybe ribbon. hmmm. i noe roses ribbon for gurl and ribbon rose for boy. now thats a kool name. or names. but what if i have triplets? en i will naem them after mesh cap boy person who is the father of my children. but i dunno his name. so i shall name them mesh cap boy who is the father of my child. yes i will coz i am a winner. yes i am. except that i'm not coz i got pregnant at the tender age of 4001. that young from where i come from. no i'm not an alien. i'm immortal. yes i live forever. so will my children live forever or will they die coz their father is a mortal? that is one thing i must find out. wether mesh cap boy person who is the father of my child/children is an immortal or not so then i will noe how long children'child will live. but then thats not the point is it coz i should cherish the children not care how long they live but i do need to noe how long they live coz then i now how long i will have to cheerish them. unlike the mesh cap boy person whom i will be forced to marry with rosees and ribbon. blue ribbon. and i will not be happy at all coz the girl woh called me fat will be chasing after me coz i have her man. well too bad he made me preggy noe he has to pay the price. but then he's not too bright either so he'll just be boring and i'll be bored but then i have my kid/s. won't i?
but then is this really necessary considering i'm a guy and i can't get pregnant or can i???
see ranting at it's best..
haha good nite.
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