far far away in the dell
lived a girl called Ella of Frell
blessed with a gift by the fairy Lucinda
a gift which would cause ella to find her
for her gift was also a curse
for she must obey or not she would burst!
and on her way with magic book in hand
she ran into her perfect man
anyway to make a long story short
an evil king fell with a snort
and ella married her man
and don't forget the giant with an elf in her hand!
oh yeah ella enchanted.. my life is like ella enchanted... i had to do so many things at work that monday.... coz ppl ask me to... it so ironic.... sad....
anyway on a brighter front.... i found a pair of tongs under my pratas todae... apparently they left it accidentally... how funny..
klah...
bye...
Tuesday, July 27, 2004
Tuesday, July 20, 2004
OH!
ok ok...
i noe i have a question!
so it bout those bands ya. so this my question:
why is it that when band ppl play and when they reach like a climax then they all jump while playing the guitars or sumthing. i dunno. why?
Poff does it. Shoe Size Nine does it. (yah yah i noe shameless publicity. but hey i'm doing PR ok??) Busted does it. Simple PLan does it. if i'm not wrong. Blink 182 does it also. go figure.
and the pic is from the gurl band The Temper Tantrums. i dunno if they are any good or not but hey i found the perfect example.
so how anyone has any idea why these guys do it? is it to improve sound? or is it that u feel so high that you feel you can fly!
i dunno. ANSWER ME! ( abit of sound of god there)
okyah good nightz
i noe i have a question!
so it bout those bands ya. so this my question:
why is it that when band ppl play and when they reach like a climax then they all jump while playing the guitars or sumthing. i dunno. why?
Poff does it. Shoe Size Nine does it. (yah yah i noe shameless publicity. but hey i'm doing PR ok??) Busted does it. Simple PLan does it. if i'm not wrong. Blink 182 does it also. go figure.
and the pic is from the gurl band The Temper Tantrums. i dunno if they are any good or not but hey i found the perfect example.
so how anyone has any idea why these guys do it? is it to improve sound? or is it that u feel so high that you feel you can fly!
i dunno. ANSWER ME! ( abit of sound of god there)
okyah good nightz
Bored At Nine...
oh yeah... bored at nine. finish all the presentation stuff but in the end did not present at all. coz oh i dunno.. i don't care all already.
got Finance Hw but then i lazy so i will hopefully do it tomolo.
i noe! since i am on the net i shall research the Landscape Deisign Hw! on Hawaii!
bored bored bored... there nothing to watch on tv. and there nothing on the net. except maybe porn. but then i'm not particularly horny now. *wink*
trying not to chat on the net coz
got Finance Hw but then i lazy so i will hopefully do it tomolo.
i noe! since i am on the net i shall research the Landscape Deisign Hw! on Hawaii!
bored bored bored... there nothing to watch on tv. and there nothing on the net. except maybe porn. but then i'm not particularly horny now. *wink*
trying not to chat on the net coz
- no one wants to tok to me.
- if i tok den i will stay up late
- or i will tok then ppl will get bored or i will get bored and not tok and have a blank screen staring at me. and thus worsening my bored mood.
blah!
Sunday, July 18, 2004
damned hearts
have you been on friendster lately???
if you have... have you seen those heart things that people put in their testi(cles)? oh i dunno ones that look like this:
____##########*________________________ __*##############______________________ __################_____________________ _##################_________**##*______ __##################_____*##########___ __##################___*#############__ ___#################*_###############*_ ____#############take#care#############*_ ______###############################__ _______#############################=__ ________=##########################____ __________########################_____ ___________*####################=______ ____________*##################________ _____________*###############__________ _______________#############___________ ________________##########_____________ ________________=#######*______________ _________________######________________ __________________####_________________ __________________###__________________
well if you do then pls pls do me this kind favour....
GO FIND THE PERSON WHO GAVE THE TESTI(CLE) AND SHOUT REALLY LOUD AT THEM. THEN DANCE LIKE A SILLY MONKEY ON ECSTASY... OR SUMTHING..
i dunno i just don't like em. plus a testi(cle) is from the heart (heh thats why i never type to many testi(cles) hahaha) and that is just plain lazy too go find the heart and cut and paste. and pls don't tell me they go and type in the heart themselves. no one is that bored. sheesh.
don't give me one. not that anyone is gonna give me a heart. i'm just saying.
wait i noe wat ur thinking. "he' s jealous coz he never get a heart" oh puh leez... i rather you give me a ginger root than give me a heart. serious. or a seed of some kind.
ok i'm ranting. i shall go before i start to tell you my sad sad life story where i never got into a skool play coz this popular girl called me fat infront of the whole skool and i ran away, in the process knocked over a few kids and teachers coz i was indeed fat. which was sad then as it is now. for now i am pregnant. 4 months. i dunno who the father is. must be that dude in the mesh cap that day at canteen 3. oh the memories but now you have a baby darling! be a man be responsible. oh so now we have to get married coz i am preggy. it sad, but want my wedding to fabulous! with lotsa white roses and ribbon. oh roses smell nice. i love roses but i love ribbons also. i'm torn and undecided. how how. ribbons or roses? i noe shall put ribbon roses oh you noe the fake roses made of ribbon. but then i;ll miss the smell of roses like i miss the smell of smelly toufu which by the way is damned delicious. but smelly. like the mesh cap guy. who i dunno his name. but then i have his baby how can i not noe his name. oh my. i must go and find him and tell him that i have his baby and that i was fat when i was young. but i'm not fat now. not so fat at least. like that bitch who called fat in the first place. hahah now look at her. she has hips the size of australia. dare call me fat. but then. oh my now i remember who the mesh cap man who the father of my child is. it that woman bf. hahaha. i stole your bf and have his baby. and i love roses. oh i will name the child rose if its a girl and rose if its a boy. or maybe ribbon. hmmm. i noe roses ribbon for gurl and ribbon rose for boy. now thats a kool name. or names. but what if i have triplets? en i will naem them after mesh cap boy person who is the father of my children. but i dunno his name. so i shall name them mesh cap boy who is the father of my child. yes i will coz i am a winner. yes i am. except that i'm not coz i got pregnant at the tender age of 4001. that young from where i come from. no i'm not an alien. i'm immortal. yes i live forever. so will my children live forever or will they die coz their father is a mortal? that is one thing i must find out. wether mesh cap boy person who is the father of my child/children is an immortal or not so then i will noe how long children'child will live. but then thats not the point is it coz i should cherish the children not care how long they live but i do need to noe how long they live coz then i now how long i will have to cheerish them. unlike the mesh cap boy person whom i will be forced to marry with rosees and ribbon. blue ribbon. and i will not be happy at all coz the girl woh called me fat will be chasing after me coz i have her man. well too bad he made me preggy noe he has to pay the price. but then he's not too bright either so he'll just be boring and i'll be bored but then i have my kid/s. won't i?
if you have... have you seen those heart things that people put in their testi(cles)? oh i dunno ones that look like this:
____##########*________________________ __*##############______________________ __################_____________________ _##################_________**##*______ __##################_____*##########___ __##################___*#############__ ___#################*_###############*_ ____#############take#care#############*_ ______###############################__ _______#############################=__ ________=##########################____ __________########################_____ ___________*####################=______ ____________*##################________ _____________*###############__________ _______________#############___________ ________________##########_____________ ________________=#######*______________ _________________######________________ __________________####_________________ __________________###__________________
well if you do then pls pls do me this kind favour....
GO FIND THE PERSON WHO GAVE THE TESTI(CLE) AND SHOUT REALLY LOUD AT THEM. THEN DANCE LIKE A SILLY MONKEY ON ECSTASY... OR SUMTHING..
i dunno i just don't like em. plus a testi(cle) is from the heart (heh thats why i never type to many testi(cles) hahaha) and that is just plain lazy too go find the heart and cut and paste. and pls don't tell me they go and type in the heart themselves. no one is that bored. sheesh.
don't give me one. not that anyone is gonna give me a heart. i'm just saying.
wait i noe wat ur thinking. "he' s jealous coz he never get a heart" oh puh leez... i rather you give me a ginger root than give me a heart. serious. or a seed of some kind.
ok i'm ranting. i shall go before i start to tell you my sad sad life story where i never got into a skool play coz this popular girl called me fat infront of the whole skool and i ran away, in the process knocked over a few kids and teachers coz i was indeed fat. which was sad then as it is now. for now i am pregnant. 4 months. i dunno who the father is. must be that dude in the mesh cap that day at canteen 3. oh the memories but now you have a baby darling! be a man be responsible. oh so now we have to get married coz i am preggy. it sad, but want my wedding to fabulous! with lotsa white roses and ribbon. oh roses smell nice. i love roses but i love ribbons also. i'm torn and undecided. how how. ribbons or roses? i noe shall put ribbon roses oh you noe the fake roses made of ribbon. but then i;ll miss the smell of roses like i miss the smell of smelly toufu which by the way is damned delicious. but smelly. like the mesh cap guy. who i dunno his name. but then i have his baby how can i not noe his name. oh my. i must go and find him and tell him that i have his baby and that i was fat when i was young. but i'm not fat now. not so fat at least. like that bitch who called fat in the first place. hahah now look at her. she has hips the size of australia. dare call me fat. but then. oh my now i remember who the mesh cap man who the father of my child is. it that woman bf. hahaha. i stole your bf and have his baby. and i love roses. oh i will name the child rose if its a girl and rose if its a boy. or maybe ribbon. hmmm. i noe roses ribbon for gurl and ribbon rose for boy. now thats a kool name. or names. but what if i have triplets? en i will naem them after mesh cap boy person who is the father of my children. but i dunno his name. so i shall name them mesh cap boy who is the father of my child. yes i will coz i am a winner. yes i am. except that i'm not coz i got pregnant at the tender age of 4001. that young from where i come from. no i'm not an alien. i'm immortal. yes i live forever. so will my children live forever or will they die coz their father is a mortal? that is one thing i must find out. wether mesh cap boy person who is the father of my child/children is an immortal or not so then i will noe how long children'child will live. but then thats not the point is it coz i should cherish the children not care how long they live but i do need to noe how long they live coz then i now how long i will have to cheerish them. unlike the mesh cap boy person whom i will be forced to marry with rosees and ribbon. blue ribbon. and i will not be happy at all coz the girl woh called me fat will be chasing after me coz i have her man. well too bad he made me preggy noe he has to pay the price. but then he's not too bright either so he'll just be boring and i'll be bored but then i have my kid/s. won't i?
but then is this really necessary considering i'm a guy and i can't get pregnant or can i???
see ranting at it's best..
haha good nite.
Saturday, July 17, 2004
BAy BEats!!!
hallo! it seems that athere area lot of new stuff on blogger now like fonts and colours. on which i am too lazy now to explore.
oooohhh! purple!!
went to bay beats!
honestly not my type of music. just went there to acompany my fren whose bf is performing. go chegg out their site. they are called Shoe Size Nine by the way ( shameless publicity. haha) but actually it was kinda nice but had to lepak alot coz you had to wait for some time for the next band. all in all ok but crowded but i felt kinda out of place with all the black T-shirts and mesh caps and skater shoe/boards. i left early. bah. but i went to bay beats!
moving on...
boo luu!!! ya lorz!!
oh i really tot i wonked my knees on thurs. i had a strange vision of me and Cacat walking together with our wonked knees. oh hi Amelia!!! if ur reading this. it was hurting all night coz i had to walk here and there and squat up and run here and there just to measure a site we were supposed to design.
oh yeah that was just some old news that i had to share. i have some interesting observations about men and armpit hair but i will keep that for another day. coz i wanna sleep. booyah!
and no i did not see LAst DAys Of April... sheesh...
oooohhh! purple!!
went to bay beats!
honestly not my type of music. just went there to acompany my fren whose bf is performing. go chegg out their site. they are called Shoe Size Nine by the way ( shameless publicity. haha) but actually it was kinda nice but had to lepak alot coz you had to wait for some time for the next band. all in all ok but crowded but i felt kinda out of place with all the black T-shirts and mesh caps and skater shoe/boards. i left early. bah. but i went to bay beats!
moving on...
boo luu!!! ya lorz!!
oh i really tot i wonked my knees on thurs. i had a strange vision of me and Cacat walking together with our wonked knees. oh hi Amelia!!! if ur reading this. it was hurting all night coz i had to walk here and there and squat up and run here and there just to measure a site we were supposed to design.
oh yeah that was just some old news that i had to share. i have some interesting observations about men and armpit hair but i will keep that for another day. coz i wanna sleep. booyah!
and no i did not see LAst DAys Of April... sheesh...
ps: i dunno wat i did to the color, thus the half black and half white. i'm beginning to hate this new blogger.
Wednesday, July 14, 2004
Crotch!!!
oh ho.. its been a long time since ya....
so to balance the forces of nature i have to share tis little snippet. yeah i have tokked about boobs (see post below) so now i have to be fair and tok bout the male anatomy ya??
so.... was on the bus (can't say which bus lah if not he read this then how? but then again he won't but then i'm paranoid) it those buses that you have to seat face to face, parallel to the window. it's double decked. so sat on one of those seats and the bus was quite crowded. so there was this guy who happened to stand in front of me and he damn tall ( this is gonna be relevant later) like right in front of me. so i had no balddy choice but to stare at his crotch! he was like in front of! right in front of me! the bus wasn't that big. it those old buses.
and some ppl say that i should looka t his face. but he is like damn bloody tall so i have to look up to look at his face. so how? just stare lorz. ok first of all there was nothing to see. it was flat. hahha. maybe tahts coz he was wearing boxers (yeah i saw! hahaha) i shall stop myself here. and you can sit there and think about how perverted i am staring at ppls crotch. ya ok. thanks very much.
so to balance the forces of nature i have to share tis little snippet. yeah i have tokked about boobs (see post below) so now i have to be fair and tok bout the male anatomy ya??
so.... was on the bus (can't say which bus lah if not he read this then how? but then again he won't but then i'm paranoid) it those buses that you have to seat face to face, parallel to the window. it's double decked. so sat on one of those seats and the bus was quite crowded. so there was this guy who happened to stand in front of me and he damn tall ( this is gonna be relevant later) like right in front of me. so i had no balddy choice but to stare at his crotch! he was like in front of! right in front of me! the bus wasn't that big. it those old buses.
and some ppl say that i should looka t his face. but he is like damn bloody tall so i have to look up to look at his face. so how? just stare lorz. ok first of all there was nothing to see. it was flat. hahha. maybe tahts coz he was wearing boxers (yeah i saw! hahaha) i shall stop myself here. and you can sit there and think about how perverted i am staring at ppls crotch. ya ok. thanks very much.
Saturday, July 10, 2004
Spaghetti BooBS!!!
Introspective Intellectual
He can be sensitive and understanding at times, dark and distant at others. He loves to please you, but isn't going to forfeit his Saturday morning to be dragged around the shops looking at expensive lingerie. This bloke's a thinker who values the simple things in life… a real down-to-earth gem.
yes that is what i am! i took a test! from my frens blog! do it!
woo hoo!
had a really early day.. lemme explain...
so i don't usually work on sat morning. so i slept really late on friday night like 2am!!! like 2am!! then this morning like at 7.30 boss called and ask me to replace someone who has sorethroat. like ok lorz i went coz if i didn't then my frens would like die... well thats my story...
oh juz noe on the bus there was this lady who had the strangest top on... like it was pink and on her left boob there were these 3 buttons things. so from these button things sprang forth these ribbon things. like how strange is that. and no i wasn't staring at her boobs. remember i never stare, i only glance. many times. ;)
bye allz...
He can be sensitive and understanding at times, dark and distant at others. He loves to please you, but isn't going to forfeit his Saturday morning to be dragged around the shops looking at expensive lingerie. This bloke's a thinker who values the simple things in life… a real down-to-earth gem.
yes that is what i am! i took a test! from my frens blog! do it!
woo hoo!
had a really early day.. lemme explain...
so i don't usually work on sat morning. so i slept really late on friday night like 2am!!! like 2am!! then this morning like at 7.30 boss called and ask me to replace someone who has sorethroat. like ok lorz i went coz if i didn't then my frens would like die... well thats my story...
oh juz noe on the bus there was this lady who had the strangest top on... like it was pink and on her left boob there were these 3 buttons things. so from these button things sprang forth these ribbon things. like how strange is that. and no i wasn't staring at her boobs. remember i never stare, i only glance. many times. ;)
bye allz...
Friday, July 09, 2004
peanuts and lychees!!!
ho ho!
i'm back...
read this first i'm werry werry worried.. hahahaha
ok first of all i just realised that i just wasted a bunch sms-es for nothing. it for some excursion thing i have on monday and some person for whom i didn't noe the number ask me to spread around the msg. ok so i did to at least 15 people. so i just opened my mail and realised that the lecturer sent out mail to tell us that there is an excursion! like i wasted the sms! can use for a conversation one noe. haiyah.
today i ate so much lychee. like alot! thats coz i have soft spot for lychee. i luv lychee but there is season one leh. haiz. but at least if you eat a lot of lychee got no side effect one unlike peanuts...
i alos ate alot of peanuts. like lots. my grand aunt bought this peanuts and she gave it to us. the peanuts are in a big tin can and they are flour coated with a tom yam flovour. i tell you they are damn good man. you can't stop eating them. and so i didn't. i ate soo much that when i went to pee.....
MY PEE SMELLED LIKE PEANUTS!!
i'm serious.. it smelled like peanuts. sheesh. and before you wonder how i smell my pee. it coz when you pee the smell just kind of "rises" up lah. aiyoh! you think i really go a put my head in the toilet bowl and smell my pee issit?
i wonder if my shit will smell of peanuts.
(ps: if you are disgusted then don't. i think you better realise that you, yes you, also shits and pees. everyone does it.)
i'm back...
read this first i'm werry werry worried.. hahahaha
ok first of all i just realised that i just wasted a bunch sms-es for nothing. it for some excursion thing i have on monday and some person for whom i didn't noe the number ask me to spread around the msg. ok so i did to at least 15 people. so i just opened my mail and realised that the lecturer sent out mail to tell us that there is an excursion! like i wasted the sms! can use for a conversation one noe. haiyah.
today i ate so much lychee. like alot! thats coz i have soft spot for lychee. i luv lychee but there is season one leh. haiz. but at least if you eat a lot of lychee got no side effect one unlike peanuts...
i alos ate alot of peanuts. like lots. my grand aunt bought this peanuts and she gave it to us. the peanuts are in a big tin can and they are flour coated with a tom yam flovour. i tell you they are damn good man. you can't stop eating them. and so i didn't. i ate soo much that when i went to pee.....
MY PEE SMELLED LIKE PEANUTS!!
i'm serious.. it smelled like peanuts. sheesh. and before you wonder how i smell my pee. it coz when you pee the smell just kind of "rises" up lah. aiyoh! you think i really go a put my head in the toilet bowl and smell my pee issit?
i wonder if my shit will smell of peanuts.
(ps: if you are disgusted then don't. i think you better realise that you, yes you, also shits and pees. everyone does it.)
Monday, July 05, 2004
Multiples Of 2
hey ho,
saw 2 most insane things todae.
first were these 2 girls who were for some absurd reason were trying to bring a bicycle up an overhead bridge. and the thing was, there was a road crossing like 50 meters away? hallo? and they were huffing and puffing trying to take the damned thing up the bridge.
then like moments after i saw the gurls these 4 guys were walking towards me. i realised they were carrying a bed. on the side of the road at 9.30pm at night! there was one guys who was staring at me. stare at me for wat i shld stare at you.
ok done for the day!
saw 2 most insane things todae.
first were these 2 girls who were for some absurd reason were trying to bring a bicycle up an overhead bridge. and the thing was, there was a road crossing like 50 meters away? hallo? and they were huffing and puffing trying to take the damned thing up the bridge.
then like moments after i saw the gurls these 4 guys were walking towards me. i realised they were carrying a bed. on the side of the road at 9.30pm at night! there was one guys who was staring at me. stare at me for wat i shld stare at you.
ok done for the day!
Saturday, July 03, 2004
Thursday, July 01, 2004
I noe i'm gorgeous!
woo hoo!
you noe wat a funny thing happened on the way back (it seems funny thing keep happening to me lately when i go home). iwas waiting for the bus at the interchange. and then this sec skool girl came up by the next lane. and maybe she was stunned by my beauty or she was staring at my pimple (which is damn big by the way). so she was walking and then.....
she fell face down like flat on her face in the lane next to me! i wanted to laugh. but i kept a straight face. and for those concerned she is ok coz she was wit her frens.
come to think of it maybe she lipped coz i touched the railings wit my well moisturized hands! yeah!
oh chun mei pics!
i'll just leave it as that. hhaa.
toodles
you noe wat a funny thing happened on the way back (it seems funny thing keep happening to me lately when i go home). iwas waiting for the bus at the interchange. and then this sec skool girl came up by the next lane. and maybe she was stunned by my beauty or she was staring at my pimple (which is damn big by the way). so she was walking and then.....
she fell face down like flat on her face in the lane next to me! i wanted to laugh. but i kept a straight face. and for those concerned she is ok coz she was wit her frens.
come to think of it maybe she lipped coz i touched the railings wit my well moisturized hands! yeah!
oh chun mei pics!
i'll just leave it as that. hhaa.
toodles
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